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Dick Butter

When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.
Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.

I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.
by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018
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dickbutt

dickbutt (pronunciation: dik-buht)

verb (slang)
1. To press the penis against an object in a short, sharp fashion in order to illicit a humourous response

noun (slang)
1. A barrel or cask used to hold penises in order to illicit a humourous response
2. The end of the grip of a firearm, carved into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response
3. The remains of a cigarette after smoking, moulded into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response

synonyms:
1. cocktub, willymuzzle
1. You've brought more penises? Good, good. Sort them by size and chuck them in to the appropriately labelled dickbutt. Then we can start making some hot dogs!

2. Please dont dickbutt my face today, I've just had my wisdom teeth out.
by curriemaster September 2, 2013
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dickburgers

1. A nonsensical phrase commonly used as a conversation starter while intoxicated

2. A hamburger from Casey's General Store with all or most of the available condiments and toppings
Tron: "Dickburgers"
Albert: "What are you talking about?"
Tron: "Derp"

Ed: "What's up, man?"
Tron: "Just got back from Casey's with this dickburger. Its so good."
Ed: "Dude, you got that shit all over your face."
Tron: "I know I love dickburgers"
by shit sorry dude October 30, 2011
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dickburger

A Dickburger is a Hardee's burger you receive when you go through the drive-thru late at night, instead of receiving a Thickburger. The burger tastes like dick because some dirty beaner shoved his dong in between the hamburger buns before he wrapped it up for you to eat.
Ah shit Tom, this burger tastes like some mexican put his weiner on the hamburger buns, what a nasty dickburger!
by Vladamir Strokoffalot December 11, 2007
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duckbutter

The cream cheese like stuff on a dickhead, under the forskin.
want sum duckbutter girl?
by Fuzzy, February 5, 2008
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ductbutter

Usually found to be having a fetid, putrid odor, not unlike that of James Swingline. Usually found to have the texture of tapioca or hemmeroid cream. Origins are in Lakeland, Florida.
Much to his dismay, he found ductbutter in his anus. Consequently, this caused his girlfriend's bad breath.
by JT Cernero January 6, 2005
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dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick
Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.
by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006
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