"When I'm alone and horny I go on the internet and jack off to a dick flick."
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"I got this awesome role in a dick flick where I take one up the ass while sucking one off"
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"I got this awesome role in a dick flick where I take one up the ass while sucking one off"
by EvolRewop August 28, 2008
Also known as a "Dick Slap". A game similarly to "tag" or "got you last". Predominately played among middle-school and high-school students, and in some cases in later job experience when working with immature people. The object is to catch your opponent off guard with the back of your hand in the genital region, with a quick "flick" like action of the wrist. Be aware that you may leave yourself open for a dick flick of your own.
Jeff: "Hey what is wrong with Ben?"
Mike: "Oh I just got him with a dick flick"
Jeff: "Ouch man that's harsh"
Mike: "Yeah he won't be getting up anyti..."
*SMACK*
Mike: "Ow"
Jeff: "Hurst doesn't it?"
Mike: "Oh I just got him with a dick flick"
Jeff: "Ouch man that's harsh"
Mike: "Yeah he won't be getting up anyti..."
*SMACK*
Mike: "Ow"
Jeff: "Hurst doesn't it?"
by Ghedi Onizuka August 10, 2007
The opposite of a chick flick. Where a chick flick is made for girls and tends to contain emotional crap, a dick flick is made more for men and contains lots of action and little emotion. Tends to contain some nudity and lots of sex scenes but not always.
boyfriend: Hey did you enjoy the movie?
girlfriend: No, it was a total dick flick, too much action, killing, and sex. Little dialog and character building.
girlfriend: No, it was a total dick flick, too much action, killing, and sex. Little dialog and character building.
by Korra Stones July 15, 2012
Example one
Girl one : Hey didnt you and mike do it last night? How come you guys act as if it didnt happen?
Girl two : Girl, it was just a dick flick.
Example two
Friend : Hey didnt you hit it with Julio a couple nights ago? MMM how was it?
Gay man : Ehh, nothing to get excited about. Just a dick flick.
Example three
Friend : WTF MAN. I heard you slept with a tranny hooker!
Hungover STRAIGHT man : Dont mention it ever again dude! Its just a dick flick.
Girl one : Hey didnt you and mike do it last night? How come you guys act as if it didnt happen?
Girl two : Girl, it was just a dick flick.
Example two
Friend : Hey didnt you hit it with Julio a couple nights ago? MMM how was it?
Gay man : Ehh, nothing to get excited about. Just a dick flick.
Example three
Friend : WTF MAN. I heard you slept with a tranny hooker!
Hungover STRAIGHT man : Dont mention it ever again dude! Its just a dick flick.
by IsomadeupthiswordXD September 15, 2009
A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.
Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
by techdeck April 18, 2004