dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 9, 2009

dick move

A perfect example of someone doing a dick move is regifting a lame item from Walmart or talking around a sensitive subject to avoid being held accountable (i.e. Sean wants to be down with the homies but is never successful because he makes dick moves all the time)

Homeless Stephen was asking for food that I provided and found at the crosswalk the next day without the unused airport candy. It was a total dick move!

by I dunno?! It’s not me! September 8, 2019

Dick Move

When Aidan Seeley steals Alaska from you in the popular world domination boardgame, “Risk”.

Aidan, taking Alaska is the DEFINITION of a Dick Move

by RichyN September 27, 2019

dick move

Something someone does that you don’t like because it causes you a life inconvenience.

Apparently sharing the beauty of nature and wanting to preserve it by not sharing the location is a dick move.

by SCTB October 28, 2020

Dick Move

killing clock and taking his wings

Riley: im gonna kill clockwyrk
Clockwyrk: Dont do that its a dick move

by ClockWyrk June 29, 2021

Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

dick move

"Magnus withdrawing from the Sinquefield Cup is the definition of a dick move", says Ben Finegold during a casual stream.
Context:
Magnus Carlsen is the best chess player in the world. After losing a match against a significantly lesser player, Hans Niemann, Magnus withdrew from the tournament. Middle school drama ensued as people began to speculate that Magnus was implicitly calling Hans a cheater.

It's a dick move to withdraw from the cup like that; it's basically unheard of since Bobby Fischer.

by cinf September 9, 2022