Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.
Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)
"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."
"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."
"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
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A gathering of several people who have all eaten a fair amount of bowel disturbing food and then proceed to diarrhea all over the gathering place and then engage in party like activities using the diarrhea.
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Get the diarrhea mug.A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows:
(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.
(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.
2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.
(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.
(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.
(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.
(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.
(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.
(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.
(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.
(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.
2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.
(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.
(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.
(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.
(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.
(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.
(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.
(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
Patient: I'm afraid Doc, my diarrhea is getting worse.
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...
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Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!
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Get the crank up the diarrhea dial mug.Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
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