stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.

Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

The Dangleberries

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.

Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.

by Coach33 May 21, 2012

angle fer dangle

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are viewable through either one or both of his pant legs. this phenomenon usually occurs in the even that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

by fuckinsmangthatjawn November 30, 2011

Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.

I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004