dial up

1. To get amped or hype.

2. To party hard.

Past tense (dialed up)

John: You ready for the party tonight?

Mark: I'm ready, let's dial up!!

by pokemoke October 7, 2017

dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

Dial up a blitz

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

by curveball December 4, 2009

Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging

man quit being a dial up and get a move on.

by bob joe william fred erson December 1, 2010

dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!

by eTX October 31, 2004

drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

by Ringheezy February 22, 2009

Dial Up

A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.

If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up.

If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up.

You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.

by Comedian Danny Mahar February 23, 2012