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ur cat has diabetes 

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.
son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

Type 1 Diabetes 

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

Diabetic Rage

Rage and / or extremely foul mood caused by blood sugar problems. Diabetic highs can also come from blood sugar but, sadly enough, diabetic rages are more common.
Kevin went crazy and flipped over a pool table in a fit of Diabetic rage- his blood sugars were through the roof.
Diabetic Rage by DrumMan44 October 5, 2007

Diabetic 

Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.

p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.

D4L!
SHOOT UP!
"yo look at those G diabetics! They're shooting up right in the middle of class!"
Diabetic by Diana Dz May 21, 2008

gave me diabetes 

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.
gave me diabetes by KImCobain March 12, 2015

dianetics 

A crazy pseudo science, but also...Jack Black sees you walkin but all he can think about is, DIANETICS, your butt cheeks is warm.
Dianetics junior much better than krishna
dianetics junior much better indeed
dianetics by whey face February 21, 2004