Dexter

Dexter is amazing and kind he will melt your heart and has great performance in the bed dating him will be the best decision you have ever made he can be shy but when you get to know them you won't regret it with his large penis he won't let you down

"Oh Dexter you're perfect"

by Continuescarl December 4, 2018

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

dexterise

To wrap, cover a room or other item entirely in clear plastic.

(Based upon a popular television series, Dexter. Where the serial killer covers a room from ceiling to floor with clear plastic prior to killing his victim.)

Because I will be sanding plaster and painting this weekend, I need to dexterise the room.

by Jan :) May 11, 2016

Dextering

When you have sex with a girl who is having her period... its a bloody crime scene.

Do you want to give me a dextering tonight?

by Queen Shabubu September 1, 2019

Dexter

A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/

Wow- that person is such a Dexter

by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007

anti dexterous

Not skillful in movements especially those involving the hands.

She is anti dexterous therefore she cannot cut correctly with a scissors.

by Blue Chips April 16, 2020