demonsexual

Used to describe demisexual people in a joking way, or make fun of them

Person 1: I am demisexual
Person 2: lol, you're demonsexual. Go fuck someon, oh wait you have to know them good first.

by SwedenismycitYOLO October 5, 2018

DeVonte

DeVonte is a cold son of a gun, nasty, ruthless, pathological liar. DeVonte may be bipolar - one day being really sweet and cuddly, the next day having a lot of resentment and frustration. DeVonte has no internal peace, always pissy and upset with the world.

Jeez, why are you acting so DeVonte?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.

Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.

by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.

During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.

by Philthehole July 23, 2022

Devonstated

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).

Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.

by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022

devone

Devone is when a food is really, really good! It's kind of like "divine" but only better.

We went to a French restaurant last night in West Hollywood. Let me tell you, the Fois gras was devone!

by Otiv Sixella Jewan June 11, 2006

devossed

When the last tiny shred of hope is shattered. Origin: Betsy DeVos confirmation and the Pence tie-breaker.

I still hoped that the Seattle Mariners might enter the playoffs, but then they lost and Baltimore got the wild card slot.

Oh man! I might not miss my flight! As long as the wait at security isn't too long...sees massive line Oh shit, I got devossed again.

by smartalec253 February 8, 2017