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Smoke Detector

"Who is the nizzle that set up a smoke detector in my hizzle!?"
by Drvenomous32 March 2, 2017
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Bullshit Detector

1. The feeling one gets when they hear an obvious or absurd lie uttered by another person.

2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them.
1. My bullshit detector went off when I heard that illegal immigrants have a right to be here.

2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected!
by Shadow0113 August 19, 2011
mugGet the Bullshit Detectormug.

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.
If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.
by David March 8, 2004
mugGet the smoke detectormug.

radar detector

A device that can be installed into your car. Use it to easily spot cops within a few miles depending on the quality of your radar. Highly illegal in most states.
With out my radar detector, I would have had my license suspended by now.
by ic3 man May 15, 2006
mugGet the radar detectormug.

smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.
Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>
by tac6923 December 3, 2007
mugGet the smoke detectormug.

Fag Detector

A Fag Detector (aka Grace) will beep if any gays are located and then terminate them immediately with no mercy
LGBTQ : H-
Grace : *BEEP BEEP BEEP* My fag detector is going off -DIE YOU FAG
by Rolas_ahegao February 21, 2019
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Beta Detector

Beta Detector is usually a female who can tell that if the guy she is in relationship with, or when a guy approached her is a beta male. Usually when females talk to a guy they can detect that is he is beta such as he avoids eye contact, shy and doesn’t know to have conversation. Usually women reject beta males but only time she will give her time to him if the beta male has money so she can use him as Beta Male Provider. Women are in general very good at being Beta Detector. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of Jisun Benz Show.
Tania : Girl , why did you reject that cute guy ?
Michelle : He ain’t my type
Tania : You’re a great Beta Detector
by Jisun January 25, 2020
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