Dessislava

Dessislava is a brilliant woman, a little mischievous, stunning. Charismatic and energetic with a lovely contagious smile. She is impulsive, messy, caring and big-hearted. A blooming flower.

"Ah, my life is a mess!"
"At least you have a Dessislava in your life!"

by finkiepinkie January 9, 2018

Desi Justice Warrior

A pejorative term for a South Asian (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A Desi Justice Warrior, or DJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the groups they are fighting on behalf of.

In monkey-see-monkey-do style, Desi Justice Warriors follow the steps of their non-Desi counterparts, the infamous Social Justice Warrior.

Non-DJW: A man walks into a bar...

Desi Justice Warrior: You sexist fucking pig, I identify as a bar and the fact you didn't get verbal consent from the bar before you entered it is very triggering. Also, stop oppressing us brown people.

by maleequalist September 13, 2017

desi standard time

A timezone imagined by those of Indian Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.

Jane: "What time will you be over for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."

by Lotsofgoats July 21, 2010

Anoop Desai

Anoop is a contestant on American Idol Season 8 who is more commonly known as Anoop Dogg, Noop Dogg, and various other forms of this name. The nickname came about when Simon mispronounced his name and Anoop corrected him, adding "Randy, you can call me 'Noop Dawg!" It is a play on the rapper Snoop Dogg's name.

Other random facts:
*Simon claimed that he looked like he should be meeting with Bill Gates.
*He goes to UNC Chapel Hill
*He wrote an essay about barbeque.
*He sang "Thank You" by Boyz II Men at his audition
*The judges gave him 4 yeses
*He made it through Hollywood and into the Top 36

----Anoop Desai's Audition----
Simon: Anoopy?
Anoop: Anoop! Like, Randy, you can call me Noop Dogg!
Randy: Noop Dogg, aiight, man.

by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009

Ron DeShitis

The nickname of Ron DeSantis the incompetent governor of Florida. The playground abuse he took for his name while growing up, drove him to becoming a Trumptard and supporter of the Big Lie regarding the 2020 Election.

Ron DeShitis is full of .....yes, shit.

by LaughingAloud May 3, 2021

desiaspora

Refers specifically to the diaspora of people from India and/or South Asia mostly into Europe and North America, and occurring primarily in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

The recent desiaspora has had an obvious impact on media demographics in the United States as more and more South Asians are appearing on TV and Film in non-stereotypical roles.

by Greg B Russell January 8, 2009

Desi OC

A badass youtube based show about Brown people in CA.

In Desi OC, Sanjay and Tarun essentially look for soul mates, as do their homologous female accomplices, Anita, Seema and Sonal. They also have crazy doctor friends and cousins with crazy mothers.

by fan229 October 29, 2009