on demand

that thing that you watch, after paying 5$ then sit in your room crying about what you did.
and yes, your parents will see, "Chezkelsovokian Virgins Unleashed 34" on the bill.

Dude im bored, i guess ill watch On Demand before mom and dad get home.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

demanding

to request something in a forceful urgent manner

The lady was very demanding with the people on the phone.

by Gerard Irick January 11, 2010

Desmond Dekker

I can't believe that no one defined him yet. He is only one of the coolest legends to ever exist. Born Desmond Adolphus Dacres on July 16, 1941. Was a pioneer of first-wave ska in the sixties with his group the Aces, and the best known performer outside Jamaica before Bob Marley. Ska Boss.

The first time I ever heard Israelites I thought I landed in ska heaven. Long live Desmond Dekker.

by Orange Lady August 8, 2008

Desmond

Desmond is a cute, shy, bubbly, kind, free spirted youthful but also kinda clumsy and airheaded boy who loves to make people happy even though he isn't always happy himself. But he can also be a bit mean and a follower he just wants to be accepted and loved.

He is such a Desmond!

by Dshmoney69 November 6, 2018

desmadre

Total chaos, Also Used frequently in the chicano "paisa" culture to describe an event that is spectacular.

I like to party & I like el "desmadre".

by Luis November 11, 2002

demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

John On Demand

A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull

Can also be shortened to J.O.D

I really don't care, you John On Demand Bastard

by Gazzab October 19, 2010