Someone who publicly posts or talks about being "depressed" when in reality you can see them doing it for attention. They will annoy you with things about how they have "no meaning in life" and then the mindless fucks who can't see right through it, like you can, will come rolling in trying to comfort them as you see them smirk. I am not talking about the real depressed people, my respect goes out to you. Get well. just the ones who are clearly faking, you insolent attention whores.
by gatman January 25, 2015
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Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.
by Grae Hall May 2, 2010
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The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
by Anonymous123469 July 11, 2006
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by Sclera February 20, 2017
Get the detentionaire mug.The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"
by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019
Get the derection mug.A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.
From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.
It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.
I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.
If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.
It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.
I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.
If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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by detention0311 October 21, 2010
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