Dermott

A smexy ass cowboy who can get any girl but he wants the right one. He's a good catholic boy who's funny and has a sexy ass in his jeans. always in a hat and boots his humor will always pick you up no matter what. An amazing friend. Though he gets uncomfortable when you talk about it, I bet the only big thing by his waist isn't his belt buckle. Pretty good at the guitar but just wants to live on a ranch with horses and cows away from everything but family

Omg Dermott is sooooooooo hotttttt........ He could get any girl

Dermotts so dreamy he just wants a wife and kids in the country on a farm

by gabbymia898 January 12, 2021

Derma Block

The purposeful filling up of your calendar (usually Outlook calendar) either by yourself or in-the-know coworkers with meaningless appointments so that annoying co-workers can't have access to you.

I completely derma blocked that annoying woman in sales. She can't book squat on my calendar.

by Bdude12 October 10, 2007

dermot

a fitso that could get it anyday of the week

omg did u see dermot he could get laid anyday of the week by me ahhh

by LauraTheMaster December 18, 2018

defrumpled

Senseless and\or dizzy.

I became defrumpled when I got hit in the head.

by Sarah Disosway May 1, 2006

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005

Dermott's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.

Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'

Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'

Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'

Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'

by Leovinus October 12, 2017

dermot

when something brilliant is happening or your having so much fun

wow i'm having so much dermot right now!!!

by unknowwwnnnn May 25, 2008