Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

Dersky Der

noun-the attitude of dis-interest and apathy that permeates an organization and it's employees.

Often recognizable by a weird, bouncing walk and a half open, breathing through the mouth facial expression.

can also be used as a verb-to fail miserably at a task and not care or even take pride in one's inability to master the simplest of jobs.

Dersky Der. Let's not put that on the shelf where it's labeled but put this on the floor where something else belongs.

by Dersky April 8, 2011

Deskie

A friday afternoon beer in the office, best served at one's desk whilst still working.

"Mate, how about a deskie?"

by GT12458 October 11, 2012

derskit

Derskit means that clearly someone should know that. If your calling someone a Derskit then they clearly have no sense and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Pronounce: Der-Shh-kit

Tom says :"Is a banana yellow" Sam says :"Nah Derskit".

by TaNayjjjaahhaah December 20, 2018

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!

by LuisPF August 31, 2018

Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

deskicle

n. A half-desk, half cubicle workspace designed to foster a collaborative environment and remove privacy via atypically lower walls. Commonly appear in groups.

He was walking by my deskicle and totally caught me slacking.

by Slough April 10, 2008