Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

Derpis

The bottom half of the reproductive organ on the women, or the vagina.

"I fucked her derpis so hard last night"

by CaptainFaggot February 03, 2012

Derpies

A highly contagious disease originating from John Lane.
This disease is spread through acts of sheer stupidity, and there is no known cure.

Dammit, John touched me funny style and now I have da derpies

by RamstainAU September 26, 2010

Derpie

It's like a selfie but for derps or moments of derpness.

I look like a derp in my selfie. #derpie

by Lopaka May 03, 2014

Derpies

(noun) 1. the unfortunate condition of permanent ugliness whose contorted nature is often misconstrued with the common phenomena of "herp-derping"
2. a title for someone who is often seen "herp-derping," whether in photographs or in real life
3. a good way to troll, or fool, others into admitting to embarrassing and most likely untrue diseases

1. Jake: "Dude, what's up with Todd's face?"
John: "I don't know man, he looks like he's herp-derping."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrrp, I have derpies."

2. Sam: "You ever notice how Todd is always derping in pictures?"
Chris: "Yeah, it's weird, I wonder if he has derpies."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrp, I have derpies."
Sam: "You don't say...."

3. Troll: "Herp, I have derpies."
Victim: "Oh yeah? Well, derp, I have herpies."
Crowd: "Booh!" "Get off the stage!"
Victim: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...!"

by githeroter December 03, 2012

Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho March 29, 2011

derpy

1. adj lacking intelligence; no common sense

2. adj used to describe a person who acts stupidly or often messes up

Man, was Leo acting derpy today.

by Future Echo January 01, 2017