Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

Derping

The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.

*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"

by Grognak The Destroyer December 4, 2020

derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

Derping

1. Internet slang for trolling.
2. In traditional gaming jargon, engaging in a discussion that goes way outside likelihood or canon without any serious intent.

See also derp.

1. Do you actually believe that Twilight is the best ever or are you just derping?

2. "You were saying Wizards of the Coast will bring back halflings as the true beloved of Ao?" "Nah, I was just derping."

by Shaviv January 20, 2009

Derping

Being scared and coughing.

Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.

by Le French Man December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing at the same time

Callmekevin was derping so much in his last video!

by Niamhwaite December 3, 2020

Derping

scared and coughing

Person A: Don't make me derp
Person B: What do you mean
Person A: Just start violently coughing at you. Derping

by Dissentrix December 3, 2020