Divortion

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.

Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!

by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

depiction

To represent something using words or pictures or something.. sculptures too

The novel is considered an incorrect depiction of the era it is set in.

by steakus December 9, 2007

Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

divortion

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

by Soulless29 June 18, 2018

Demotional Augmentation

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.

Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019

Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020