Jack Dempsey

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.

Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.

by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008

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Pull A Dempsey

To screw up and absolutely make a fool of yourself.

HA HA in your face Mack way to Pull A Dempsey.

by IHeartDempsey January 6, 2010

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stinky dempsey

The act of farting in a womens nose after sex.

I gave this girl a stinky dempsey last night and she would not stop crying.

by 4Lucas4 June 7, 2007

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Cormac Dempsey

An Irish rock 'n' roll star currently touring the country. Sings and plays the accoustic guitar.

I saw Cormac Dempsey last night, he's brilliant.

by Mrs B January 11, 2007

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The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014

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