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democracy

1) When kleptocrats brainwash the dumbest 51% of a population into believing that they're making their own choices.

2) When the United States brainwashes or pays a violent mob(s) in another country to topple a democratically elected government and murder everyone who could be an obstacle to US policy.

3) Fascism.

4) When 3 or more scientists enter a room and force all of the religious people to leave so they can have a serious discussion.
Nazi Germany was a democracy.
CIA fiend: Elon Musk needs lithium. It is time to bring democracy to Bolivia.
CIA tool: I love democracy and freedom. Democracy is the most valuable thing in the world and democracy is the only principal of moral value. Democracy is always moral and people cannot have moral or ethical principals without democracy.
Confused Scientist: We can use the democratic process to halt climate change.
by Harold13 July 12, 2022
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Totalitarian Democracy

A system of government in which elected representatives make decisions on behalf of an entire country. While granted the right to vote, citizens have little to no participation or voice in the decision-making process of the government.

Obvious in Canada and America.
1 - "I cant believe the government's doing that, despite the entire country protesting against it!"
2 - "Get used to it bro. That's totalitarian democracy for ya."
by Jack of Hats February 11, 2010
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democracy

Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!
by Vestros August 15, 2014
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Texan Democracy

The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:

Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*

Guy1: sniff
by girrocks June 9, 2011
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democracy

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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democracy

A tyranny of the Majority over the Minority. The opposite of true liberty.
Democracy is 51% of the people voting to oppress the other 49%.
by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007
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Chinese Democracy Syndrome

Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
Ted: How's that art project coming along?

Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
by Assasaurus January 3, 2009
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