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The Dementor

The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
She said she like Harry Potter and I gave her The Dementor in bed last night.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
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dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out
Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor
by RememberZapata October 24, 2015
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Personality Dementor

People who are so boring and inapt of having any type of originality that they actually begin to suck your spontaneity or creative qualities. They can only be warded off with being incredibly cold or direct rejection.
Girl 1: God I hate being such a bitch but she's just been a complete Personality Dementor!

Girl 2: I know, she's nice but every time I'm with her it feels like she's sucking all my creativity away!
by gaelicstorm<3 September 14, 2011
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Social Dementor

A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.
Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."
by the G-Bear March 2, 2014
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Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits
Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."
by the G-Bear March 2, 2014
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conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...
As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room
by office minion August 7, 2012
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The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
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