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ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009
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delicing

cross between delicious and disgusting;;
Kirsty says to Steven:: I had McDonalds 2 nights ago be jealous. It was delicing.
by KirstyS June 16, 2008
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Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."
by Com Yunist February 12, 2017
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 27, 2008
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Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
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Ditching

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate
by MunichBetter January 2, 2025
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Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping
Robbert and David where're ditching last night
by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
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