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dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018
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Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome November 7, 2015
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Chekov's Dehydration Gun

If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.

This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.
"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."
by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025
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late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
by Craig Burns March 28, 2020
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Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"
"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"
by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024
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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 6, 2021
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