dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III April 23, 2018
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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 19, 2014
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late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
by Craig Burns March 28, 2020
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Sicilian dehydrator

Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act

While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
Friend 1

“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “

Friend 2

Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
by L33tZ@Zu July 28, 2021
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Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.
Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?
by Dezmadre August 03, 2022
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Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome September 24, 2015
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dehydration station

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it
the hydration station is currently a dehydration station
by hungryhippo12 April 18, 2017
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