Soviet Efficiency

A parody word of the way the soviet union operated usually very inefficiently because of sprawling beauocratic morasses. Also refers to systems that operate very poorly because of increased and unnecessary beauocracy.

In my home town the buses don't run on time because of the copious amount of beaurocracy involved in something called "the regional transport authority", they actually have a group of people who's sole purpose is to read out street names for the bus drivers!!!, In the soviet union anyone who wanted a job was usually given one....eventually when his "file" made it's way through the chain of beauocracy to the appropriate fielding office, in one case a man actually had a job watching cans though other positions needed filling the beauocrats made no effort to appropriately position him and invented a new job title, completely irrelevant of his actual skills.

by Conserfatife October 7, 2004

Judicial Efficiency

1. Any and all measures are taken to avoid jury trials.
2. Synonymous with the term Injustice and the phrase "fuck, we don't have time for you."
3. That which takes priority over full and fair justice.
4. Term commonly applied to justify a Judge's Judicial Misconduct.

The judicial administrators should modernize their lexicon in the name of judicial Efficiency.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

deficiency

inadequete, failure, lack

These symptoms are shown by deficiencies in her genes, which don;t produce enough protein.

by Alexandra February 12, 2005

Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)

A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!

Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!

I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!

by Boyfie January 13, 2013

booty deficiency

The lack of booty at any given time. may lead to severe depression, anxiety, a sense of loss, and maybe even death.

Dude if Jamie doesnt send me a booty pic or let me give her a booty rub soon; Im going to have a booty deficiency.

by Lilkc June 17, 2016

Anal Deficiency

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

mid level acquaintance deficiency

An excuse for being a friendless loser.

Guy 1: Why don’t you ever hang out with anyone?
Guy 2: Oh, I have mid level acquaintance deficiency

by White Ice Cube January 27, 2023