Delaware Valley Regional High School

High School in central NJ. Main activities include wrasslin', football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, girl's field hockey, chanting "USA! USA!" at the visiting team from Plainfield for being largely Latino during a home soccer game, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking Lil' Wayne is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, ripping the stupid freshmen, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?

I created a definition for Delaware Valley Regional High School on Urbandictionary.com

Will this make the girls there like me any better?

by Cartman's Undescended Testicle January 10, 2012

Crossing the Delaware

Crossing the Delaware is when you and your friend/partner board an airplane sitting in seats opposite one another across the isle with powdered wigs ready to be worn. It’s important to store said wigs until you’re in takeoff to avoid suspicion. Once the your plane begins takeoff and the fasten seat belt sign is on with no flight attendants in the isle, you and your buddy start by donning your wigs. Then, jack each other off another across the isle to full completion. If you can both finish before the flight attendants resume working in the isles, you have successfully crossed the Delaware. If not, America loses the revolutionary war. Move with purpose.

On our way to Vegas, we started the trip by Crossing the Delaware.

by General Jameson July 18, 2019

crossing the delaware

Moving seamlessly from one hole to the next while preforming oral sex on a female.

George Washington was a master at crossing the delaware, without ever getting wet.

I tried to get him to cross the delaware, but he said he'd never leave New Jersey.

by Kim & Kate February 4, 2009

Delaware County

Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand

"Yo homie, lets go ride majestically into Springfield with the rest of our gangster friends from Briar Cliff and show all those pussies how hood rat south Delaware County is."

by Briar Cliff Rough Rider January 28, 2010

Delaware Destroyer

A Delaware Destroyer is where you order one bourbon, one scotch, one beer at the bar and pound them back-to-back-to-back in honor of John Lee Hooker, and more popularly, George Thorogood and The Delaware Destroyers.

I was at the bar last night and my boy made me do a Delaware Destroyer. I did it then blacked out, man that was awesome!

by STDC September 9, 2009

deelangod

Deelangod (noun) is a word used to describe a great e-boy, or the best e-boy in your opinion.

Girl #1: My e-boy is the best, he sends me dick pics whenever I ask for them.
Girl #2: Wow! What a deelangod, I wish mine was like that.

by daniellegod December 8, 2018

Cougar declawed

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009