decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009

Decrept

a word made up to make people feel smart - has no actual value than to act as a trash ego booster. People who say this word typically have no life outside of school, and can often be found in the corner of the library.

Person 1: wow you're really decrept
Person 2: wow you must have no friends!

by goozermanz April 10, 2017

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

by foggy123 October 30, 2010

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Decrapitation

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Decrapitated

A person (Usually In a horror movie) who has had their head cut off by a sharp instrument while also pooping their pants.

Jim was Decrapitated while trying to escape a Murderer

by Wes_The_Hunter August 1, 2018