declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

Got decoraters in

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

decafate

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.

by tsultrim June 18, 2013