derivatize

to take the derivative of

Person 1: Hey, how do you solve this?
Person 2: "3x^2 + 5x +1"?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well, if you derivatize it, you get "6x + 5".

by ThatGuyDefiningThings August 28, 2010

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become dickmatized

The dick is so good that I became dickmatized one woman said to another

by Beautiful Struggle 79 December 24, 2019

dickmatized

when a girl in a relationship is confused about her feelings because the dick is so good

Taylor was dickmatized by Nick's skills in the bedroom.

by Jack Stray June 20, 2008

dickmatized

when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.

"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore

by Chrissstopher September 28, 2005

Dickmatized

Someone who is hipnotized by the dick

Yo this bitch will do anything her man say. She's dickmatized.

by It's me bitchhh July 16, 2017

dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.

starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized

by starrlp January 10, 2008