duelling banjos

female masturbation race.

Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'

by hornskull December 5, 2003

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

by Alina! March 14, 2009

anal dwelling but monkey

a monkey that is dewlling in your anus

dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man

by lozz11111 December 23, 2007

Dwelling

formerly known as ''Cotching'' and used when you want to chill and stay in an area.

'' im dwelling with my homies''
''im just guna dwell here..''

by younger Dipset November 26, 2006

Dick Duelling

The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.

“Enough of this, let’s settle this like real men! Through Dick Duelling!

by Carnefice November 5, 2017

The Dwelling

A character made by a talented person under the name of "Esp". This character is the "villain" in the series Where They Dismay. Along with the other important people (ex: witches, Void King, Optical), The Dwelling holds the most power and will do anything to make things go his way.

In Expansion 1, a most memorable moment in the whole franchise, now a joke between the cast is when Solenne was kicked down the stairs by The Dwelling.

Aom: "hey, i see you're named "the dwelling". so funny! i own multiple mansions, lamborghinis, and really expensive stuff that makes you want to speak to me. i also was labeled the #1 cat/dog replacement, you should 100% take that into consideration! oh, haha, silly! you want my number? of course! i'd always allow you to have my number. oh? you didn't ask? i swore you did! listen, you may have thrown one of the well written ocs down a random staircase, but that's okay! i believe we'll get along well. oh no.. i'm so sorry for my matters! i should introduce myself, sir. i am your #1 fan, the person who can replace any animals in your house as i can mimic any and all types of animal noises. i was labelled in a place formerly known as BS, now SO, as the ultimate waifu and some other admin reward, isn't that so cool? i was a co-owner once, a director at TP for 2 minutes, and so many other things! i'm rich as you can see, haha. i should've done this way before, i never meant to treat you with such disrespect. i treat people like you like you're a higher person; the royalty to my peasant. you SO want me now, right? no? what! oh, haha, i know why! is it because i didn't tell you that i am actually the president of 99.9% of the states in america? i rule all of them and i am everyone's favorite--"

The Dwelling: "Die."

by aomm133 September 1, 2021

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008