An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
Get the Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnnymug. an Arabic proverb meaning
a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"
b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"
b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
Get the don't let your tongue decapitate youmug. by HJORTUR February 28, 2021
Get the Decapitatemug. A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.
His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.
by watermelonpal October 29, 2023
Get the decapitated babymug. 
You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Get the Instant replay decapitationmug. Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
by Gappies July 5, 2020
Get the decapitatingmug.