dementia

dementia is a condition that causes the patient to. .. t ... uh... ... uh.... .. sorry what was i just saying?

...what was that?...

... huh? ... where am i?? ... i cant .. remember anything ....

i just cant tell... .. am i even awake... . .. am i dreaming?? .. ... .. what is real?.? .... ..

(dementia)

by arrrrrrrrrran October 24, 2022

Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.

I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!

by Topiltzin May 20, 2011

Dementia

When your brain is shot and you can't think straight. In this condition, your words are garbled, your eyes are vacant, and you might be drooling. Its not good.

Wassup with the President?
Whachoo mean?
Look at Biden.
OMG, he gets DEMENTIA!!

by FE517,KOS March 8, 2021

erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 8, 2009

dementia

joe biden

person1: look there goes that democrat what is he saying person2: IDK something about dementia 2020 dementia 2020 i think i don´t speak libtard

by poo in my butt69 December 2, 2020

Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.

Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."

by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008