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Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.
Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.
by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005
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Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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grip of death

Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.

This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!

Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!

customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
by xldr August 11, 2010
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Death Grips

1.) An experimental hiphop music group from California

2.) An aggressive, two handed, handjob often causing tears in the skin or losing circulation to the penis.
Guy1: I got Death Grips last night. Wasn’t really for me.
Guy2: Damn, your girl must have given you No Love Deep Web
Guy1: No it’s a rough handjob, my dick is still throbbing.
Guy2: Oh, I guess you got got.
Guy1: What.
by schi6ism October 16, 2019
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Death Grips

Death Grips is an experimental hip-hop/metal group from Sacramento, California. The abrasive music has been described as "a bludgeoning stab of hostility that avoids being an overbearing mess," with vocalist MC Ride shouting over cold, bass-heavy beats.
"What up Chris?"

"Yeah man, what's going on with it?"

"You guys got this new Death Grips thing coming out here. IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YAH"
by Sundance B. October 5, 2012
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Death Grips

meme rap group formed by three homeless guys
Responsibility is cool, but there are more things in life, like getting your dick rode all fucking night. - Death Grips
by Nicocchi February 3, 2015
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