Ducockiss

A cool dude's cock that ya just wanna kiss.

I bet that hit guy has one hell of a ducockiss

by Bro kinda job November 26, 2020

debockle

an unfortunate situation; a problem; much like when your in a pickle..

wow ur in quite the debockle.

by xoKi3rS10ox June 7, 2009

deock

slang for dick and meant to be more hurtful.

Dude, colin stole my dildo and pleasured his mom with it. He was being such a deock it's not even funny.

by Dhawk July 1, 2007

decockgestant

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.

"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011

debockery

An event that occurs that is both a debacle and mockery simultaneously. Usually follows a period mass confusion and immediate access to Google.com

Boy, that Britney Spears' preformance in the 2007 Music Awards was surely a debockery.

by Jackson E and Company October 3, 2008

Decorker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, there are a few homosexual males. One of these males are designated as "The Decorker". Meaning, at 4:30 in the morning when most of the heterosexual males are asleep, the "decorker" goes around "Decorking" their assholes to prepare for Anal Coitus otherwise known as anal sex.

John (Heterosexual Male): W.t.f. Mike, why is my asshole sore? Didnt we put in the corks?
Mike (Heterosexual Male): Oh shit John, I forgot Tiago and Danny were here.
John : Why would that matter?
Mike : Danny is a skilled decorker.

by Kap One July 31, 2007

Desockoprived

when you are in a rush to find matching socks and you already have the only one that isnt an exotic color and then you have to empty out your whole sock drawr to discover that the other non-exotic colored sock wasnt there to begins with, but instead it is dirty, in the process of getting cleaned, or missing.

"John, you're late!"
"Sorry boss, i was desockoprived! it wasnt my fault! And look at my exotic-colored socks i have on that i had to wear!"

by sydne132 January 11, 2009