David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018

David Letterman

an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...

guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die

by tekken_5 April 16, 2006

David Luiz

A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender

Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco

by batmaaaan August 24, 2014

David Labbe

A type of guy who is lucky to have a certain girl. Usually this guy is with a girl named Meghan. He would stop at nothing to make sure she was happy and that she was always smiling. This type of guy knows how lucky he is to have that special girl and will always love her.

Girl: "Your so sweet to me, thanks for being a David Labbe."

by NorwichCadet October 8, 2011

David Lee Roth

Invented Rock N' Roll

You know who invented Rock N' Roll? DAVID LEE ROTH!

by * November 29, 2004

david luevano

Somebody who will only commit to their beliefs if they are alone and have no one around to challenge them. People named David Luevano have very strong homosexual energy and seem gay, but when they are accused of their sexuality they deny it and become very offended, often throwing the insult back. David Luevano may be very smart but they are often very lazy and will only use their intelligence when they absolutely have to. David Luevano will often fake their personality and speech patterns to fit in to the current crowd. David is a hypocrite and will often make fun of you for doing the same things they do. David Luevano will often have a friend he follows everywhere and often shows their inner homosexuality to, which will be hidden if realized. David Luevano is an asshole.

Guy: Stop being such a David Luevano!
David Luevano: Shut the fuck up you're the one being a David Luevano! You little ugly bitch!

by David Hater9999 October 7, 2019