Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

dotisms

a word used by super cool people to describe the true meaning of a dot. it can be used instead of a loop, square, or triangel. or any other form of comunication.

girl: finally someone understands my dotisms!
guy: wtf?! that soudns like a disease...
girl: no. it sa privelidge.

by shleeshlee August 25, 2009

Dawtism

To move in the shadows without detection and evolve a place, situation or scenario from the mundane reality to an enlightened state of interest using humour and often at the expense of an overbearing establishment figure. Those that master Dawtism have the ability to take the piss at a Super Saiyan level, generally above 9000.

When I got to work I couldn't get in, someone had super-glued the locks. When I eventually opened the door everything was stuck to the ceiling and someone had cling filmed the toiled... this has to be Dawtism.

by Massive James Blunt December 14, 2017

Danisms

The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.

Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.

by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019

daoism

The description of something with complete retard esque, that may or may not be missing some chromosomes.

“Leonard, you dumb ass, you probably have Daoism”

by Brote October 17, 2019

danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly

i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020