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A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
by Roos26 October 29, 2012
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Danny Glover

-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.
Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!
by tConns February 14, 2010
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Danny Gatton

Guitar virtuoso who excelled at an early age and went on to cover a wide range of styles, including blues, rockabilly and even some jazz. He had a particularly incredible right hand technique which made heavy use of hybrid picking with flatpick and fingers, and an amazing ear. Was nicknamed "the humbler" and "the world's greatest unknown guitarist". He tragically committed suicide in 1994.
X is amazing on the guitar, but he's no Danny Gatton (where X permits a remarkably large number of substitutions).
by humbled94 December 27, 2010
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Danny Gans

1. Entertainer of the Year.
2. Las Vegas Entertainer and former baseball player with more talent than all of broadway.
Dave: Did you see Danny Gans at The Mirage?
Nick: Heck yeah! That man is THE Entertainer of the year!!
by jiggalove June 11, 2006
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Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.
I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.
by Iscariom January 26, 2017
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Danny Glover

The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.
Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.
by Eject Rejects! February 5, 2020
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Danny glass

that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from
I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.
by shpeve October 7, 2020
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