Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

by Hrethic September 19, 2009

danger swig

A bad ass way of drinking where you tilt your head back like a swaggamuffin

Oi bro do a danger swig!

by Swaggadon 2000 February 16, 2017

Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

Feeling dangerous

Used to describe someone who's feeling confident or more willing to take risks. Can also ironically describe a mundane activity as brave

Brad was feeling dangerous, so he backflipped and broke his spine

by CrisisMode October 4, 2021

rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

danger radio

a kick ass band that plays kinda an emo rock. they are awesome, and totally cute. they are so good that people might wanna steal your radio to listen, and that is why they are dangerous in the radio. i love danger radio, and you should too !

A: i went to an awesome concert last nite !
B: who did you see ?
A: i saw danger radio at sonar ! they played great and we got to meet them and everything!
B: im so jealous. sounds like you had the BEST night ever.

Danger Radio is a fantastic musical group.

by Stacy Johanson March 23, 2008

Ho Daggers

Crazy tricked out fake acrylic finger-nails that are often found on Ho's. These faux nails can easily be used to inflict serious bodily injury.

Ray-ray almost got his eyes scratched out by his Baby Momma's Ho Daggers after she smelled another Ho's scent on his dick.

by Da Balance April 23, 2009