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All-dressed chips

Chips that are topped with a bunch of flavorful ingredients that no one can really distinguish. We know for sure that there is defiantly some vinegar and a pepper in there, because it has a picture of it on the bag.
"yumm these chips are delish! What flavor are they?"

"They're all-dressed chips you dumb shit"
by thepersonwiththechips May 20, 2010
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
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dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.
Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.
by JED April 12, 2005
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3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk October 9, 2007
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Casually Dressed and Deep in Conversation

The debut album by awesome welsh five piece, Funeral For A Friend. Released on October 13th 2003. This was their first full length after their three EPs, "Between order and Model", "Four Ways To Scream Your Name" and seven ways to scream your name". This was the album that got Funeral their "emo" tag. The track listing is as follows:
1. "Rookie of the Year"
2. "Bullet Theory"
3. "Juneau"
4. "Bend Your Arms to Look Like Wings"
5. "Escape Artists Never Die"
6. "Storytelling"
7. "Moments Forever Faded"
8. "She Drove Me to Daytime Television"
9. "Red Is the New Black"
10. "Your Revolution Is a Joke"
11. "Waking Up (Inside My Own Paralysis)"
12. "Novella". Although two tracks were left off ("10 scene points to the winner" and "you want romance?"),"you want romance?" was later released as a single. This is an absolutely amazing debut and guaranteed to be a favourite.
Novella is the twelfth track on Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation.
by Red is the new Black January 2, 2006
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dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.
Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.
by Dresser painter September 29, 2018
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