downstat

A Scilon term indicating derision. Used of people who are not crazy enough, not contributing enough of their savings, or are not bringing in enough new converts. Also used with great amusement by Anonymous when wishing to insult Scientologists in general.

Imperious Leader: "Bob is too much of a downstat. Having another potential blow on our hands creates unnecessary enturbulation. Route him to Ethics."

Scilon Centurion: "By your command."

by YetAnotherAnon April 4, 2008

Downstalling

When you download and install a game at the same time via Steam.

Stu: you press, download game, and it does it, if their server is up
Me: Ok i'm downstalling DoW now!
...
Me: Omg steam is spamming ads at me! WTF IS TRINE?!?!

by Modern Day Drifter July 2, 2009

Downstairs Attic

A place where people keep weapons

My flamethrower is in my downstairs attic.

by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.

Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.

by Jillian Klein January 30, 2009

downstairs mix up

When you got what you ain't supposed to have!

My first date was when I showed you my downstairs mix up!

by K+C July 2, 2007