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doltruist

Someone who engages in kindly acts of altruism (helping others), with the ulterior motive of providing a handy excuse for not doing anything with their life.

Could also be described as someone with a martyr complex or persecution complex.
Gretchen thinks that by being a doormat for her family and friends, instead of worrying about her own problems, she can delude herself into thinking she's a doltruist.
by Fred Frappalicious March 6, 2005
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Bottle-Dotle

A baby's bottle containing milk. The utterance of a baby who attempts to say "baby bottle".
Mama I want my Bottle-Dotle!
by Mr. Buttmasterson April 17, 2013
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Related Words
DOTLR Dotard dotl Doter dotless dollrexic dolr Dolreath Dolrelz dolrey

DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA
DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.
by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008
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Dotard

He has the mental capacity of a dotard.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
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Dotard

Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."

Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."

Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"

Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".

Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"

Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".

Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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Doterrorist

Doterrorist: A person that abuses the privilege and sacred space of a friendship or relationship to pedal their shonky arse snake oil remedies and insults your intelligence and patience with claims that their cultish pyramid scheme can cure everything from cancer to corns.
Jane: “have you tried treating (any ailment) with oils?”

Lucy “stop being a doterrorist Jane!”
by Psuedonym1987 October 25, 2018
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