doopis

Penis

You know she was slarpin all up on my doopis.

by DeepButtRub96 January 8, 2014

doofism

the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.

that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base

by silent shiznit May 20, 2010

dooism

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.

A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'

by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009

Dovis

An individual who believes that he and his views are rational, logical, and open minded, to the point that he loses every sense of rationality, logic, and open-mindedness.

You know he won't listen to common sense, man, he's a Dovis.

by Mechanic1d June 15, 2016

doofistic

Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky

Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

doomisine

A person that talks shit about how great they are at something, and how they will dominate all comers. In reality they stink and will most likely come in 4th place

Ashley had been talking smack all night about her scrabble skills until she came in last. Bob called her a doomisine

by Wil Rubes October 16, 2007

Doomis decipherer

A colour chart for indicating mood when typing in instant messaging programs

Kinda like the mood ring, but for chat boxes.

Dani is beyond brilliant... I had a good messaging session last night, her text started white, moved to black and then was red the whole night through.

Doomis decipherer was again brilliant and i knew what she was talking about with every passing second and hung on every single word..

by wordsworth_daff March 23, 2009