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dinkledore

A buck tooth beaver who is hella annoying and looks like a troll, super weird, awkward, and someone you never want to meet. You can spot him from a mile away. Very bad hair.
Oh look dinkledore unadded is again. Run it’s dinkledore.
by lemonpeppasteppa June 22, 2021
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the dinkles

He is the Beginning and the End. Alpha & Omega. The singular avatar of all that is truly awesome in this life. On this plane of existence we see his great, deeds, adventures and journeys as he uses the name Tyrion Lannister of Westeros, some know him quite well as the talented actor Peter Dinklage, but to the rest of the universe, who gaze upon his greatness with love intimidation and awe, he is known as The Dinkles
Guy 1: Can't nobody kill The Dinkles!

Guy 2: The Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter and my peanuts

Guy1: The Dinkles!!!

Guy 2: Dinkles Tho!!!

Both: DINKLES IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Both men sacrifice themselves by jumping out the Moondoor of The Vale as a sacrifice to the might and majesty of The Dinkles
by FreeRod April 4, 2016
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Dankless

"How could you be so dankless?"
by J. Pads October 5, 2009
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doinkler

A doinkler is another word for the penis.
My doinkler is happy to see you.
by B3an July 31, 2008
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Dinkleburg

When you see something or someone said something unfunny/dumb just say Dinkleburg.

It’s an tiktok insider created by the creator @jordandaboo on tiktok
Person A: Bam.. I just think that feminism is against men

Person B: Dinkleburg.
by imbamlol February 10, 2021
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dongle

Another word that should be normal but really means dick
"Touch my dongle," said jacksfilms
by Metrosexual hitler January 11, 2017
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Dinkle Quotes

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
by Nutz56 July 26, 2009
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