Blacklite District

Alternate band famous for songs such as Cold as Ice and Hard Pill to Swallow. Also popularised by the Minecraft animator Rainimator.

Blacklite District's new song is SWEET!!

by SkeletonGuy November 21, 2018

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

by Distraction Central April 3, 2009

Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

Stouffville District Secondary school

Stouffville District Secondary School is a predominantly white and brown school, it’s seen as a shit school with reckless students. It’s filled with druggys and stoners and it’s the home of Acid Boy, who one day decided to take acid at school, had a bad trip and bat shit crazy. He beat up many people, got jumped and ended it by giving the principal a smooch on the lips. His legacy lives one.

Person 1: hey you go to Stouffville District Secondary School?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: you hate your life?
Person 2: yes
Sdss is a school

by Poop yooo October 21, 2021

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014