PEZ DISPENSER

JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

by THE METH WIZARD. June 20, 2020

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

Pez dispenser

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023

Dadpaste Dispenser

n. A term for the male sexual organ. First used by author Warren Ellis.

"Bite my dadpaste dispenser."

by A Concerned Citizen The Second November 26, 2009

Dick Dispenser

Also known as Dickspenser

n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.

E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”

by Capricay December 18, 2017

soap dispenser

it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.

I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony

by E FeAzY May 9, 2009

special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010