Disco balling

The act of gluing sequins or glitter to one’s testicles.

She was into some really weird fetishes , such as disco balling and teabagging

by Razorsharpwitwarrior October 12, 2017

disco balls

A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.

oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.

by Disc0 Dave July 2, 2009

Disco Balls

The male equivalent of vajazzling; decorating one's testicles with assorted bling, such as sequins or Swarovski crystals.

The stripper at the bachelorette party really went all out; he even showed off a pair of shiny disco balls!

by Kim Istree May 31, 2010

Disco Balls

The rotten stench from your scrotum which occurs the day after a night out drinking.

"I danced so hard lastnight. Got a major case of disco balls"

"Gotta grab a shower, I got disco balls"

by Gaaaaiiinnns December 26, 2013

disco balls

After a night of dancing the male lets the female suck on his sweaty testicles!

"Honey can you suck on my disco balls?"

scientific name (~ DiscosweatballOsis ~)

by Snotty Grasso November 15, 2005

Disco Ballin'

When after sex (oral or other) the girl waits until the guy has passed out then thoroughly coat his dick in glitter.

"He only lasts five seconds, I'm disco ballin' him."

by xoxoalanabby November 9, 2009

Disco balls

When you’re keen for a night out but your friends cancel

Like blue balls, but for a night out

Guy1: Man, Jessica cancelled on me, we were gonna go clubbing
Guy 2: damn bro :( you got mad disco balls

by ACalamari April 15, 2021