The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
by ferjll November 9, 2007
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Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil slut outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.
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by Stonewall July 15, 2008
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2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)
3-A Dirty Mexican.
2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)
3-A Dirty Mexican.
by Dan Lewis May 18, 2005
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by lanyc July 31, 2006
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Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it.
Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it.
by Christian Felts March 3, 2008
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