Dirty Sanchez 

The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.

My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

Dirty Sanchez by ferjll November 9, 2007

dirty sanchez 

A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert two fingers deep into the girl’s starfish. Pull it out, then reach around and wipe the residue across her upper lip, leaving her a thin, shit mustache. Making her resemble someone who would be called Dirty Sanchez.

Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil slut outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.

dirty sanchez by PoloSportCondoms.com July 21, 2008

Dirty Sanchez 

As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.

My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

Dirty Sanchez by Stonewall July 15, 2008

Dirty Sanchez 

1-Shit Mostash

2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)

3-A Dirty Mexican.

Dánt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!

Dirty Sanchez by Dan Lewis May 18, 2005

dirty sanchez 

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.

I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez!!!

dirty sanchez by lanyc July 31, 2006

Dirty Sanchez 

When getting anal sex the man takes out his cock and puts it on the womans face.

After I had fuck this chick in her ass I gave her a major dirty sanchez.

Dirty Sanchez by Isaiah Cruz May 4, 2007

Dirty Sanchez 

A British TV show that is wrong on so many levels

On the next Dirty Sanchez...

Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it.

Dirty Sanchez by Christian Felts March 3, 2008