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No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
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Destroy Dick December

This event happens right after No Nut November on December 1st nut once then on December 2nd but twice and it keeps going like that until December 31st where you will nut 31 times. But you can only participate in this if you won No Nut November
Yo bro are you ready for Destroy Dick December? Hell yeah bro I'm boutta nut so many times!
by GucciKidLV November 30, 2018
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Destroy dick December

On th first day of December, you must milk your balls once. On the second day you must milk your balls twice and so on until January first
It’s Day 3 of destroy dick December and I’m still going.”
by Crusty The Ass Pirate December 2, 2017
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Suck Dick December

Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.
Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December
by Dicksucker96 October 20, 2019
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No Dick December

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.
Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013
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Grab dick December

Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!
Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!
by Kermitsuicide69 October 7, 2019
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Destroy dick December

Destroy dick December is the true December after waiting all month of November u can finally destroy your dick to your full potential
Hey bro how’s your destroy dick December going
by Thewiseoldome November 1, 2019
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