eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Bomb ass dick

A dick so good it leaves you shaking afterwards. Usually belongs to a Carlitos

Damn, Carlitos gave me that bomb ass dick yesterday night. I felt like an earthquake afterwards.

by Yuhd February 9, 2021

Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010

Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.

That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people

by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 22, 2014

Big ass dick

when you see a bick ass cock and your like dayum, that mutherfucker got a big ass dick i wish i could suck that shit until it creams in my butt all night.

Hey bro you have a big ass dick, i bet you could tear my ass apart with that thing.

by AKSAFFARI January 11, 2009