Diafff

Die In A Flaming Forest Fire

I hate him so much that I don't want him to just diaf, I want him to DIAFFF.

by theresamarie May 12, 2009

diafcc

Die in a fiery car crash, an acronym used when messing around with your friends who are annoying you or saying stupid things. Some people consider this a religion but this is just straight foolishness. If someone tells you that their religion is now DIAFCC, the appropriate response would, ironically, be "DIAFCC!"

Dude, I'd fuck a fat chick if I got the chance...
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!

Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*

I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*

by zomgittai December 27, 2008

DIAFAEABOD

Common use on Tickerforum: Die in a fire and eat a bag of dicks

Free Shit Army slacker: "My unemployment benefits need to be extended another 52 weeks or else I can't afford my internets and cable TV."

Person with job who supports family: "DIAFAEABOD."

by GorgeousGeorgeInAustinBitches December 7, 2011

diafluchhous

diaherrea so heinous that it's sufferers would gladly swap for ebola herpes in a fruitless bid for temporary relief.

The Coroner surmised that the victim had eaten the diafluchhous brownie batter and thus was discovered open-mouthed and doubled over much the same way as a rat full of D-Con

by joshster August 19, 2007

diaff

Die in a forest fire.

Feedback should diaff.

by Goagrrl December 4, 2003

DIAFTIA

"Die in a fire, thanks in advance!"

Abbreviation sometimes used as a retort on Internet message boards and chat programs; a natural combination of the more widely-used DIAF and TIA.

Bryan: I think your car needs more Carebear stickers.
Tam: DIAFTIA
Bryan: LOL

by Viet-Tam Luu October 3, 2007

diafart

A seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. Usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.

I had a diafart so bad last night I had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom.

by davey160195 May 23, 2010