DFFU

DFFU(da fuck, fuck u) My best friend was having a bad dream one night. He suddenly sat up during his sleep and yelled "da fuck, fuck u!". A few of us where in and around the vicinity and thought the house was being burgled, we rushed into the room only to find him sleeping. We all had a laugh and the rest is history as they say.

Pablo: Excuse me miss, had to say you look beautiful today.
Miss: Oh get lost...
Pablo: Da fuck, fuck u

#DFFU#CrazyBitch

by Hot_Bobby's September 16, 2016

dffn

stands for Drunken Family Fight Night. Occurs when a family gets together for a event or any type of get together but arguments and fighting occur once alcohol is consumed by the family members.

Tommy: Yo you free tonight?

Alex: Can't man, it's dffn.

Tommy: Damn that blows!

by nycjk54 October 14, 2010

dffdfgcgdssfghjgvfdsftrtydfsrtyujtrewttfrgffdfrghfdfsghhdfgyjddghhgfdfjhkkjgfdfsdfghkujhydg

you did this while you where destroying your keyboard.

friend 1: are you mad?
friend 2: yes
friend 1 how mad?
friend 2: dffdfgcgdssfghjgvfdsftrtydfsrtyujtrewttfrgffdfrghfdfsghhdfgyjddghhgfdfjhkkjgfdfsdfghkujhydg
friend 1: ur good at destroying ur keyboard bruh.

by patiboyishere January 20, 2021

DFFFF

A term used for getting all d's and f's on a report card.

Friend: "I got a 3.4GPA on my report card, how about you?"
Me: "Bro, my report card is just a big DFFFF"
Friend: "Ah, that sucks. Maybe next trimester."

by AFailureInLife May 28, 2018

DFFBE

Dick First Full Body Experience: A dick pic taken from a low angle showing the penis first and the full body of its owner in the background, generally accompanied by a gentle smirk.

"Adam sent me the most sensual DFFBE last night"

by HOLYSCHNITZ August 21, 2018

dffdfghyj

When you're so bored you start bashing your head on the keyboard and pressing search into google

I should really be doing something productive... I'll just bash my head on the keyboard and type dffdfghyj into google

by naniwhat March 18, 2020

DFFL

As part of a biker or other counterculture tattoo, pin, or jacket logo, stands for either "Dope Forever, Forever Loaded", or "Die For Fucking Liberty", depending on the wearer's mood and who's asking.

Some sources assert that this phrase is specifically associated with the Hell's Angels, but its origin is uncertain. It is now known broadly across various biker, deadhead, hardcore, industrial, metal, and death metal scenes.

"Joe quit his job, bought a Harley, got 'DFFL' tattooed across his knuckles, and hit the road."

by Kiff L-S April 22, 2022